Versatility is one of your outstanding traits.

Mike D said it first “Maybe it’s because I’m so versatile” and I said it second as “I’m the Meena, so versatile.” It’ll make more sense when I tell you that Meena is one of my various monikers. So yes, this cookie fortune might be right on the money.

That is if you’re money is hedged on versatility in re-writing, possibly butchering, song lyrics.

It started at a young age with my older sister and I singing Groovy pair of gloves by Phil Collins, and Do the booger motion by Kylie Minogue. And it continued on throughout my life now to the point where some of my only input in conversation with peers is to liken their contributing story to a song lyric, then slightly changing those lyrics to better suit the situation. However, I’m not really conversing right now, this is rhetoric so I can’t just lay it down right here. It weakens the post I know, but I’m ok with that.

Versatility. Really the word makes me think of some kind of unit more than a human quality. Which leads me to thinking, given the above example is it me who is versatile, or is it the lyrics and tunes of those songs I’m altering?

Maybe neither. Perhaps my outstanding trait of versatility is merely identifying a situation and applying a suitable soundtrack to match. But we all do that, surely? I can’t be so self indulgent as to believe that I am one of a few who holds this (let’s face it, pretty useless) gift.

No I think the versatility is being able to source and apply fun in different situations. Evidently that fun is in the form of reducing a situation to re-worded  rhyme. So I’m a crap conversationalist, but I’m happy to be there all the same! At any rate, I’m really just quite happy to think it’s possible I have an outstanding trait! Who doesn’t want to feel that kind of happy?

Lucky Numbers: 8, 13, 23, 28, 39, 45

8 ; is what it is

13;  1+3 = 4, half of 8

Executive ability is prominent in your make up.

Given it’s nine-thirty pm and I sit here looking like a panda, I can’t take this message literally. I’m certain that executive ability includes forward planning, or, at least, ability to foresee or predict future issues. Therefore, I would take it that a prominent executive ability might be to apply make up efficiently in the first place, and thus avoid ending the day looking like this guy …

Think harder. Ok, I spent the day at work thinking about comic books and dancing like a robot to The Beastie Boys while sitting at my desk . So executive ability is superhero ability, and make up is engineering. Obviously this cookie wants me to consider how my superhero ability would be prominent in my robotic build.

To me it’s no secret that my superhero self would be Indeciso due to my complete ineptitude when a decision must be made. The ability itself would be to thwart my enemies without a single blow.All it would take is for that enemy to ask a simple question. There are so many possible answers to questions. It’s agonising!

I’d enter battle with my nemesis (possibly el Sensible of The Logicons), but start a war inside my own head between left and right hemispheres of the brain (yep, ‘the’ I don’t own that guy). El Sensible would soon grow weary or confused by this and ask if perhaps there was a better time to dual. Posing another question which would, of course, prolong any outcome and blow the budget for this project right out of the water.

And all of this would be made possible because this is a prominent feature of the blueprint to the engineering behind my robot self, Confusitron. Also, Super Disco Breakin would play in the background. Confusing, no? Soundtracks are for wrestlers, not robotic superheros!

You can easily live in a world of endless possibilities when you’re unable to make a decision. Alas, executives are generally decisive types so I can probably (as opposed to possibly) surmise that tonight’s fortune may have been better placed in someone else’s cookie.

Lucky Numbers: 5, 21, 24, 26, 39, 41

21: the age I was ten years ago

39: the number of the house I grew up in

41: (not surprisingly) the age I’ll be ten years in the future